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(no subject) [May. 28th, 2004|12:33 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |cynicalugh]
[music |N.E.R.D - Lapdance (Rock Remix)]

I told you so.
I did.

You stupid stupid bastard.

Really, what did I tell you?

Lawyers. Ugh.

Although...not dead. Always a plus. Time to find Bouncy!!
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Letter to a Lawyer. A very stupid Lawyer. [May. 19th, 2004|12:28 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |pessimisticpessimistic]
[music |U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of]

Dear Lawyer:

I know we've had our rough patches. We haven't always gotten along. But, Lawyer, you are my lawyer. So I have to say this.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Cannot understand you, Lawyer. Think you've gone insane.

First, you come back to LA after you said you wouldn't.
And you don't remember anything that happened this past year, because you are stupid.

Tattoos? So not you.

Then you have very stupid plans to kill Angel. Don't work. Nobody is surprised. Well, surprised you tried to kill him, since you didn't want to before. Stupid Lawyer! Make up your mind.

Also, you shacked up with Eve. Why? Bad Lawyer! Could have had Bouncy, but noooo. Hmmpf.

And what is this about the Circle of the Black Thorn? STUPID! You hate the Senior Partners, remember? You don't want to work for them! IDIOT! Stupid stupid stupid.

I worry I may have to take matters into my own hands. hand. self.

Please, try not to do anything else stupid.

Love, Fondly, Sincerely,
Your Right Hand Man...Hand.
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(no subject) [May. 12th, 2004|07:36 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |infuriatedinfuriated]

LAWYER!!

Get this thing off me! Never agreed to chains.

TAKE IT OFF!!
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(no subject) [May. 8th, 2004|09:00 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |chipperchipper]

Ha ha.
Feet are shackled.

Hand? Still free! Yes.

Stupid Lawyer, always gets us into these messes.

Lawyer wants to go for a walk. Maybe we can find Bouncy!
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(no subject) [Apr. 19th, 2004|08:55 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Didn't like Hell. Hurt.
Had boobies there though.
Just have Eve's boobies now. Boring.

Wonder where Bouncy is.
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(no subject) [Feb. 3rd, 2004|01:04 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Heard blond vampire boy got his hands chopped off.

Ha. Ha.

Bet they aren't even sentient.

Lawyer is lucky to have me.

In other news, strippers are fun and bouncy but not Bouncy.
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(no subject) [Dec. 26th, 2003|07:55 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |busybusy]
[music |U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of]

Had a good Christmas.
Got boobies for Christmas.

Wanted Bouncy Lady, but other one will have to do.
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2003|11:40 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |discontentdiscontent]
[music |U2 song still playing...]

Bored bored bored.

Don't even LIKE apples!

Miss Bouncy Lady...
wonder where she went.
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Check list? [Nov. 23rd, 2003|10:32 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |curiouscurious]

Boobies? Still here. Excellent.

Tattoos? Also still here. Not as excellent. Nobody asked me if I wanted tattoos!

Hot chick? Attached to boobies, so also still here.

Bad hair on lawyer? Sadly, still here. Wonder if I can get ahold of scissors while he's not paying attention...or a razor.

Still v. confused as to how got here in the first place. One minute, no boobies, just lawyer. Next thing, boobies galore!
Not complaining! Just curious...how did lawyer get boobies in here so fast??
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2003|12:53 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |jubilantjubilant]

Hmm...

BOOBIES!

Things are looking up.
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