||[Jun. 30th, 2004|08:21 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Bouncy doesn't like that OTHER Lawyer anymore.
Think now is time for my Lawyer to make a move.
Then can have Bouncy and the world will be a better place for hands everywhere.
Do it and I'll have your fingernails yanked out.
Turner, don't threaten me. Or my appendages.
Then stay away from Morrigan. If you try to take advantage of the state she's in, then you just confirm everything I think about you.
Oh come off it.
I don't give a damn what you think about me and I don't have any intention of taking advantage of anyone.
Then as long as you keep your hand under control, you should have nothing to worry about.
Well I've still got this whole being dead thing going on, the demon that shot me is coming back to town, there's this bastard who keeps hounding me because he thinks he owns every woman he's ever slept with...
I'd say I've still got plenty to worry about.
Anything Pig can do to help? Pig will do.
Want Hand happy!