Current mood:	pessimistic
Current music:	U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of

Letter to a Lawyer. A very stupid Lawyer.
Dear Lawyer:

I know we've had our rough patches. We haven't always gotten along. But, Lawyer, you are my lawyer. So I have to say this.

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?

Cannot understand you, Lawyer. Think you've gone insane.

First, you come back to LA after you said you wouldn't.
And you don't remember anything that happened this past year, because you are stupid.

Tattoos? So not you.

Then you have very stupid plans to kill Angel. Don't work. Nobody is surprised. Well, surprised you tried to kill him, since you didn't want to before. Stupid Lawyer! Make up your mind.

Also, you shacked up with Eve. Why? Bad Lawyer! Could have had Bouncy, but noooo. Hmmpf.

And what is this about the Circle of the Black Thorn? STUPID! You hate the Senior Partners, remember? You don't want to work for them! IDIOT! Stupid stupid stupid.

I worry I may have to take matters into my own hands. hand. self.

Please, try not to do anything else stupid.

Love, Fondly, Sincerely,
Your Right Hand Man...Hand.