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[Mar. 6th, 2005|11:38 am] |
Ever since my Lawyer got himself shot dead, I have feared this day.
Today is the day the boobies end. GOODBYE BOOBIES!
Stupid Lawyer ruins everything. Stupid senior partners sending us to hell. Again.
I will miss the boobies. And manicures. But mostly boobies.
Especially Jailbait and Bouncy and Apple boobies.
Goodbye, fair boobies.
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[Aug. 21st, 2004|12:43 am] |
Lawyer, if you don't apologize RIGHT NOW and get us the boobies back...
I will strangle you in your sleep.
A life without boobies is a life not worth living. |
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[Aug. 10th, 2004|12:01 am] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | John B - American Girls (Electric Boobies Mix) | ] |
Day 6-
Still no boobies in sight.
Getting desperate now.
May have to resort to drastic measures if things do not improve soon.
Lawyer, get your act together. Send flowers! Chocolate! Diamonds! Something! Just get me my boobies back. |
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[Aug. 7th, 2004|08:51 pm] |
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| [ | music |
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Lawyer still hasn't made up with her.
Dammit Lawyer!
Think about someone else for once!
I have needs, too!
I NEED BOOBIES AND I NEED THEM NOW!
Will have to take matters into my own hands. Err, hand. Self.
Wonder if Bouncy's number is in cell phone...Or hot, dead girl's |
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[Aug. 6th, 2004|01:35 am] |
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Stupid Lawyer!
Made her angry! She is our only source of boobies! Need to be nicer to her!
Didn't get any Jailbait boobies, either. Tragic. |
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[Jul. 30th, 2004|10:23 pm] |
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Lawyer says these boobies are not for us.
Too young.
Jailbait boobies!
Oh well.
Always have Eve's boobies.
And maybe someday Bouncy. Someday. A Hand can dream... |
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[Jul. 5th, 2004|09:36 am] |
Bouncy likes the Other Lawyer again. Damn.
Horrible Green Man With A Gun is back and taunting my Lawyer. Only I should taunt my Lawyer! Stupid demon.
Poor Lawyer. Having the worst summer ever so far. His own damn fault though. Told him not to follow his stupid plans but he didn't listen. Never listens. You'd think he'd learn...but noooo. |
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[Jun. 30th, 2004|08:21 pm] |
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Bouncy doesn't like that OTHER Lawyer anymore.
YAY!
Think now is time for my Lawyer to make a move.
Then can have Bouncy and the world will be a better place for hands everywhere. |
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[May. 30th, 2004|08:31 pm] |
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SAW BOUNCY!
BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEES! |
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[May. 28th, 2004|12:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | N.E.R.D - Lapdance (Rock Remix) | ] |
I told you so.
I did.
You stupid stupid bastard.
Really, what did I tell you?
Lawyers. Ugh.
Although...not dead. Always a plus. Time to find Bouncy!! |
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| Letter to a Lawyer. A very stupid Lawyer. |
[May. 19th, 2004|12:28 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | pessimistic | ] |
| [ | music |
| | U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of | ] |
Dear Lawyer:
I know we've had our rough patches. We haven't always gotten along. But, Lawyer, you are my lawyer. So I have to say this.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
Cannot understand you, Lawyer. Think you've gone insane.
First, you come back to LA after you said you wouldn't.
And you don't remember anything that happened this past year, because you are stupid.
Tattoos? So not you.
Then you have very stupid plans to kill Angel. Don't work. Nobody is surprised. Well, surprised you tried to kill him, since you didn't want to before. Stupid Lawyer! Make up your mind.
Also, you shacked up with Eve. Why? Bad Lawyer! Could have had Bouncy, but noooo. Hmmpf.
And what is this about the Circle of the Black Thorn? STUPID! You hate the Senior Partners, remember? You don't want to work for them! IDIOT! Stupid stupid stupid.
I worry I may have to take matters into my own hands. hand. self.
Please, try not to do anything else stupid.
Love, Fondly, Sincerely,
Your Right Hand Man...Hand. |
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[May. 12th, 2004|07:36 pm] |
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LAWYER!!
Get this thing off me! Never agreed to chains.
TAKE IT OFF!! |
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[May. 8th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
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Ha ha.
Feet are shackled.
Hand? Still free! Yes.
Stupid Lawyer, always gets us into these messes.
Lawyer wants to go for a walk. Maybe we can find Bouncy! |
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[Apr. 19th, 2004|08:55 pm] |
Didn't like Hell. Hurt.
Had boobies there though.
Just have Eve's boobies now. Boring.
Wonder where Bouncy is. |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2004|01:04 am] |
Heard blond vampire boy got his hands chopped off.
Ha. Ha.
Bet they aren't even sentient.
Lawyer is lucky to have me.
In other news, strippers are fun and bouncy but not Bouncy. |
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[Dec. 26th, 2003|07:55 pm] |
| [ | mood |
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| [ | music |
| | U2 - Stuck In A Moment You Can't Get Out Of | ] |
Had a good Christmas.
Got boobies for Christmas.
Wanted Bouncy Lady, but other one will have to do. |
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[Dec. 15th, 2003|11:40 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  discontent | ] |
| [ | music |
| | U2 song still playing... | ] |
Bored bored bored.
Don't even LIKE apples!
Miss Bouncy Lady...
wonder where she went. |
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[Nov. 23rd, 2003|10:32 pm] |
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Boobies? Still here. Excellent.
Tattoos? Also still here. Not as excellent. Nobody asked me if I wanted tattoos!
Hot chick? Attached to boobies, so also still here.
Bad hair on lawyer? Sadly, still here. Wonder if I can get ahold of scissors while he's not paying attention...or a razor.
Still v. confused as to how got here in the first place. One minute, no boobies, just lawyer. Next thing, boobies galore!
Not complaining! Just curious...how did lawyer get boobies in here so fast?? |
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[Nov. 20th, 2003|12:53 am] |
| [ | mood |
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Hmm...
BOOBIES!
Things are looking up. |
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