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(no subject) [Mar. 6th, 2005|11:38 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Ever since my Lawyer got himself shot dead, I have feared this day.

Today is the day the boobies end. GOODBYE BOOBIES!

Stupid Lawyer ruins everything. Stupid senior partners sending us to hell. Again.

I will miss the boobies. And manicures. But mostly boobies.
Especially Jailbait and Bouncy and Apple boobies.
Goodbye, fair boobies.

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(no subject) [Aug. 21st, 2004|12:43 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Lawyer, if you don't apologize RIGHT NOW and get us the boobies back...
I will strangle you in your sleep.

A life without boobies is a life not worth living.
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2004|12:01 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |crankycranky]
[music |John B - American Girls (Electric Boobies Mix)]

Day 6-

Still no boobies in sight.
Getting desperate now.
May have to resort to drastic measures if things do not improve soon.

Lawyer, get your act together. Send flowers! Chocolate! Diamonds! Something! Just get me my boobies back.
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(no subject) [Aug. 7th, 2004|08:51 pm]
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[mood |bitchybitchy]
[music |Lawyer is singing angsty songs. Typical.]

Lawyer still hasn't made up with her.

Dammit Lawyer!
Think about someone else for once!
I have needs, too!
I NEED BOOBIES AND I NEED THEM NOW!

Will have to take matters into my own hands. Err, hand. Self.

Wonder if Bouncy's number is in cell phone...Or hot, dead girl's
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(no subject) [Aug. 6th, 2004|01:35 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |gloomygloomy]

Stupid Lawyer!

Made her angry! She is our only source of boobies! Need to be nicer to her!

Didn't get any Jailbait boobies, either. Tragic.
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(no subject) [Jul. 30th, 2004|10:23 pm]
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[mood |curiouscurious]

Lawyer says these boobies are not for us.
Too young.
Jailbait boobies!

Oh well.
Always have Eve's boobies.
And maybe someday Bouncy. Someday. A Hand can dream...
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(no subject) [Jul. 8th, 2004|08:24 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |confusedconfused]

Bouncy broke up with Other Lawyer!

JOY!

must...have...booooooobies

Except... think she is now dating The Vampire That Had Us Shot.
Damn.
He does not deserve boobies!
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(no subject) [Jul. 5th, 2004|09:36 am]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
Bouncy likes the Other Lawyer again. Damn.

Horrible Green Man With A Gun is back and taunting my Lawyer. Only I should taunt my Lawyer! Stupid demon.

Poor Lawyer. Having the worst summer ever so far. His own damn fault though. Told him not to follow his stupid plans but he didn't listen. Never listens. You'd think he'd learn...but noooo.
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(no subject) [Jun. 30th, 2004|08:21 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |contemplativecontemplative]

Bouncy doesn't like that OTHER Lawyer anymore.

YAY!

Think now is time for my Lawyer to make a move.
Then can have Bouncy and the world will be a better place for hands everywhere.
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(no subject) [May. 30th, 2004|08:31 pm]
Lindsey's Evil Hand
[mood |ecstaticecstatic]

SAW BOUNCY!

BOOOOOOOOBIEEEEEEES!
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